As long as we’re doing the downhill shuffle tonight

Watertiger finds something to offend the rest of my audience.

I’m not offended, however. So please don’t feel you should be.

Don’t call Chuck Norris gay

Amanda Marcotte wrote about Chuck Norris that he does not understand irony.

FACT: Chuck Norris doesn’t need to understand irony, because he will kick your ass.

This video is dedicated to Chuck Norris.

Update: replacement video:

Ask Stephen Colbert: What is mulch?

Does he know that mulching is a process of inbred fertilization which employs certain decomposed organic materials — including, but not limited to animal sediment — to blanket an area in which vegetation is desired? The procedure enriches the soil for stimulated plant development while, at the same time, preventing erosion and decreasing the evaporation of moisture from the ground.

Pagosa Springs declares Peace

Remember the Peace Wreath that Lisa Jensen and Bill Trimarco made?

Shakes Sis tells us this morning that the town of Pagosa Springs, Colorado will now build its own and will have it finished by Tuesday and installed on a bell tower in the center of town.

Related posts:

• Declaring peace on Christmas
• Sign of the season

Seconding the nomination

Dennis Prager was nominated by The Heretik for the not-so-coveted All-American Dumbass du Jour award.

Dennis is or pretends to be unaware that the Constitution, Article VI, provides,

The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

Sean Bell, age 23

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Transcript.

Hat-tip.

Related post:

• Kathryn Johnston, age 92

Update: Bigdaddychris writes about an online letter writing campaign to ask (demand) appointment of a special prosecutor. My suggestion (in his comments) is for an investigating grand jury to be convened.