(h/t Ellroon @ Rants from the Rookery, who is worrying about Squirrel Qaeda)
WASHINGTON – Toy-maker Fisher-Price is recalling 83 types of toys — including the popular Big Bird, Elmo, Dora and Diego characters — because their paint contains excessive amounts of lead.
The worldwide recall being announced Thursday involves 967,000 plastic preschool toys made by a Chinese vendor and sold in the United States between May and August. It is the latest in a wave of recalls that has heightened global concern about the safety of Chinese-made products.
The recall is the first for Fisher-Price Inc. and parent company Mattel Inc. involving lead paint. It is the largest for Mattel since 1998 when Fisher-Price had to yank about 10 million Power Wheels from toy stores.
Poisoning Big Bird is not nice. Boo.
How many children have been exposed?
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A CTR
I HAS A BREAK
VISIBLE “YO! HOW MANY KITKATS U WANT BETWEEN 1 AND 100?”
IM IN YR LOOP, UPPIN YR CTR!!1 TILL 100
IZ VAR SMALR THAN BREAK?
VISIBLE “KITKAT #” N CTR N “!”
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, “I’ve got confidence in Al Gonzales doin’ the job.”
Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President’s sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.
Here’s video (hat-tip Melissa McEwan):
Well, it doesn’t quite match ABC’s telling.