(h/t Ellroon @ Rants from the Rookery, who is worrying about Squirrel Qaeda)
MSNBC (hat-tip Bryan @ Why Now?):
WASHINGTON – Toy-maker Fisher-Price is recalling 83 types of toys — including the popular Big Bird, Elmo, Dora and Diego characters — because their paint contains excessive amounts of lead.
The worldwide recall being announced Thursday involves 967,000 plastic preschool toys made by a Chinese vendor and sold in the United States between May and August. It is the latest in a wave of recalls that has heightened global concern about the safety of Chinese-made products.
The recall is the first for Fisher-Price Inc. and parent company Mattel Inc. involving lead paint. It is the largest for Mattel since 1998 when Fisher-Price had to yank about 10 million Power Wheels from toy stores.
Poisoning Big Bird is not nice. Boo.
How many children have been exposed?
Related post:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A CTR
I HAS A BREAK
VISIBLE “YO! HOW MANY KITKATS U WANT BETWEEN 1 AND 100?”
GIMMEH BREAK
IM IN YR LOOP, UPPIN YR CTR!!1 TILL 100
IZ VAR SMALR THAN BREAK?
YARLY
VISIBLE “KITKAT #” N CTR N “!”
NOWAI
VISIBLE “CYA!”
LMAO
KTHX
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
VISIBLE “CIAO.”
KTHXBYE
ABC News (hat-tip Monkeyfister):
As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, “I’ve got confidence in Al Gonzales doin’ the job.”
Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President’s sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.
Here’s video (hat-tip Melissa McEwan):
Well, it doesn’t quite match ABC’s telling.
Ibex fight one another; my wife is watching on Discovery channel. They have evolved horns, and this is the natural tendency of all warlike species.
Here is your scapegoat. Habeas corpus.
Here is proof.
Here is another picture.