Hat-tip skippy the bush kangaroo.
- “I am Paris Hilton,” says Jon Swift
Hat-tip Len Hart.
John Edwards is a very rich man. He can afford a $400 haircut. He has made no secret of this.
He has not unjustly enriched himself, to my knowledge.
This cannot be said of Republicans who profit from human misery.
A man walks into a talent agent’s office, and says, “We’re a family act, and we’d like you to represent us.”
The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too old-fashioned.”
The man says, “But this is really special.”
The agent says, “Okay, well what’s the act?”
He looks at the agent and says, “Well, that’s the act. What do you think?”
The agent just sits in silence for a long time. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?”
James Comey to testify before congress next week.
Hat-tip Think Progress.