I thought Dick was the vice president.

THE PRESIDENT: No, I will. I’ll, like, listen —

Q And leave?

THE PRESIDENT: — internalize, play like I’m going to answer the question, and then smile at you and just say, gosh — (laughter) — thanks, thanks for such a solid, sound question. Here we go, ready? I’m going to cut the ribbon. (Laughter.) Then you yell. I cogitate — and then smile and wave. (Laughter.)

(Hat-tip Pygalgia.)

2 Responses to “I thought Dick was the vice president.”

  1. Chris Dashiell Says:

    “As I’ve said many times before, shut up and obey.”

  2. whig Says:

    “Now bend over.”

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