New Orleans not safer, not safe, not saved yet

I has a programming language

Example code:

HAI
  CAN HAS STDIO?
  I HAS A CTR
  I HAS A BREAK
  VISIBLE “YO! HOW MANY KITKATS U WANT BETWEEN 1 AND 100?”
  GIMMEH BREAK
  IM IN YR LOOP, UPPIN YR CTR!!1 TILL 100
    IZ VAR SMALR THAN BREAK?
      YARLY
        VISIBLE “KITKAT #” N CTR N “!”
      NOWAI
        VISIBLE “CYA!”
        LMAO
    KTHX
  IM OUTTA YR LOOP
  VISIBLE “CIAO.”
KTHXBYE

Sunday (the day before my birthday — really!)

Hello.